You ask me, is sand good for your skin? I tell you, it is! This old body, seen a lot of things. And I tell you what, that sand, it’s somethin’ else. Like that paper they use to smooth the wood, but finer. You know? It’s good for skin, that sand. Make it soft, like baby’s behind.
When you down by the water, that beach sand, it’s just callin’ to ya. It’s like magic, I swear. You rub it on your arms, your legs, even your old feet. It take away all the rough parts. All them old, dead skin. Just gone! My neighbor, she always go to the beach and she say same thing. Sand, it’s the best thing for your skin. Better than any fancy cream in them stores.
Why you think people go to beach all the time? Not just for the sun, no sir. It’s that sand and seawater. Salt water, it good for you, too. Heal you up. You got a little cut, a little scrape? Salt water fix it right up. But that sand! That sand is special. Exfoliate, they call it. Means it take away all the bad stuff on your skin and make it new again. Like shed skin of snake, you know?
You ever see them cows? After they roll in the dirt, their skin looks good. That’s because dirt has sand in it. It cleans them. Same thing for people. But we use beach sand because it’s finer. You don’t want to use just any sand. No, no. You want that fine grain sand. It is best.
- That sand, it get rid of all the dead skin.
- Make your skin soft, like a baby.
- Better than any cream you buy in the store.
- Sea water and sand, best thing for you.
Now, you gotta be careful, though. Sun is strong, you know. Gotta put on that lotion, what they call it? Sunscreen. Yeah, that stuff. ‘Cause sun, it can hurt you, too. But after you play in the water and sand, put that sunscreen back on. Keep your skin safe.
They say it good for your muscles, too. That sand, it make you work harder when you walk. Make your legs strong. Like when you walkin’ uphill all day. Good for your calves, your thighs. Make you strong like ox! I always feel good after a day at the beach. Tired, but good. Like I worked hard, you know? All because that sand.
You can use that sand to make a mask, too. Like mud mask, but with sand. Mix it up with somethin’, I don’t know what they use. Maybe yogurt? But you put it on your face, let it sit. Then wash it off. Make your face all smooth and nice. I see young girls do it. Their skin, so pretty!
I remember one time, I was at the beach, and I saw this woman. She was covered in sand, head to toe. She looked like a sand monster! But she said it was good for her. Said it made her skin feel young again. I don’t know about all that, but I know sand is good for your skin. I seen it myself.
So, you go to the beach. You get that sand on you. Rub it all over. You feel the difference. You feel younger. You feel…clean. That sand for skincare, it’s a miracle, I tell ya. It’s nature’s way of making you beautiful. And it don’t cost nothin’! Just gotta go to the beach and get it. But don’t forget that sunscreen. That’s important, too. Sun bad, sand good. Remember that.
I tell you a secret. You see them ladies in magazines. Perfect skin. You think that’s all makeup? Hah! They go to beach. They use that sand. That’s the secret to beauty. It’s the benefits of sand. Free for everyone. You just gotta know how to use it. And now you know. Go on now, get yourself to the beach!
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