How to Use a Vibrator on a Man: A Beginners Guide to Pleasure

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this…thingy, you know, the one that buzzes? Yeah, that’s the one. My old man, he wouldn’t even know what to do with it, bless his heart. But you young folks, you’re always trying new things. So, if you wanna use that…that buzzer…on a fella, well, listen up, I’ll tell ya what I heard.

First off, don’t be shy. It’s just a toy, for goodness sake. Ain’t nothin’ to be embarrassed about. And make sure he’s okay with it too, you know? Don’t just spring it on him like a surprise chicken dinner. Gotta ask first, make sure he’s comfortable and all.

Now, where to use it, you ask? Well, it ain’t just for one spot, that’s for sure. Some folks like it…down there. You know what I mean. But you gotta be gentle, especially at first. It ain’t like churnin’ butter, you know? It’s gotta be…delicate. Think of it like… like pettin’ a scared kitten. Easy does it.

You can try it on the outside, just lightly, you know? Like a little tickle.
Or you can try it on the… well, the underside. But again, gentle! Don’t go pokin’ around like you’re lookin’ for worms.
And some folks even like it on other…places. Like, the back, or the… well, you get the idea. It’s all about explorin’, findin’ what feels good.

And don’t just stick to one spot the whole time! That’s like eatin’ the same mashed potatoes every day. Gets boring! Mix it up a bit. A little buzz here, a little buzz there. Keep it interestin’, you know?

And the speed, oh honey, the speed! Most of them buzzing things, they got different speeds, right? Like a fan with different settings. Start slow, real slow. Like a lazy summer breeze. Then, if he likes it, you can turn it up a bit. But don’t go full blast right away! That’s like jumpin’ into a cold creek in January. Gotta ease into it.

And don’t forget the lube! You know, that slippery stuff. Makes everything smoother, like greasin’ a pan before you fry an egg. Without it, things can get…uncomfortable. And nobody wants that. So, put a little bit on the buzzer, and a little bit on… you know where. Just don’t go overboard, you don’t want it to get too messy.

Communication is key, they say. That means talkin’ to each other! Ask him if he likes it. Ask him if it feels good. Ask him if he wants more, or less, or somethin’ different. It ain’t a one-woman show, you know? It’s a two-person dance. Gotta work together.

And remember, it’s supposed to be fun! If it ain’t fun, then what’s the point? So, relax, don’t overthink it. And if he doesn’t like it, well, that’s okay too. Not everybody likes the same things. Just like some folks like sweet tea and some folks like unsweet. It’s all a matter of taste.

Some fellas, they say it makes things better, you know, down there. Makes ‘em feel…more alive, like a rooster crowin’ at sunrise. And some say it even helps things…work better. Like oilin’ a rusty gate, I guess. So there is that also.

But the main thing is to be respectful and to listen to your partner. If he says stop, you stop. If he says more, you give him more. It’s all about pleasing each other, that is what being with someone special is all about ain’t it? Like sharin’ a warm quilt on a cold night. Comfortable and cozy.

So, there you have it. A little advice from an old woman who’s seen a thing or two. Go on, have fun, and don’t be afraid to experiment. Life’s too short to be boring.