How To Hump Your Bed Properly? (Beginners Tips for Maximum Fun and Pleasure)

Okay, folks, let’s talk about something a bit out there today – humping your bed. Yeah, you heard me right. It might sound weird, but it’s a thing, and I gave it a try.

My humping bed journey

So, the other day, I stumbled upon some articles online about pillow humping. I gotta be honest. It sounded a little bit silly at first, but then my curiosity is aroused. I mean, why not? Life’s too short to not try new things, right?

First things first, I grabbed a couple of pillows from the couch. I figured I’d start with one and see how it goes. I laid down on my stomach on the bed, placed the pillow between my legs, and just kinda… started moving my hips. It felt a little awkward at first, not gonna lie. I mean, you’re basically dry-humping a pillow. But once I got over the initial weirdness, it actually started to feel pretty good.

After a few minutes, I decided to up the ante and added a second pillow. I stacked them up, squeezed them between my legs, and oh boy, the sensation intensified. It was like a whole new level of… well, I don’t even know how to describe it. It was just a really nice feeling, you know?

• Grab a couple of pillows.
• Lie down on my stomach.
• Place the pillow between my legs.
• Start moving my hips.
• Add a second pillow for more fun.

I kept at it for a while, experimenting with different rhythms and pressures. I even tried switching positions, like kneeling instead of lying down. Each position gave a slightly different sensation, and I was having a blast exploring them all.

Now, I’m not saying this is for everyone. It’s definitely a bit unconventional. But if you’re open-minded and looking for a new way to, uh, “enjoy” yourself, give it a shot. You might be surprised at how much you like it. It’s a harmless, fun way to explore your body and your, ahem, preferences. Just make sure you’re in a comfortable, private space, and let yourself go. Who knows, you might discover a new favorite pastime!

So, there you have it – my experience with humping my bed. It was fun, it was weird, and it was definitely an experience. I hope my little adventure inspires you to step outside your comfort zone and try something new, whatever that may be. Life’s an adventure, right?