How to cleanly masturbate, keeping your bedroom neat and tidy

Okay, today’s topic is a bit personal but hey, we all do it, right? I’m talking about masturbation, specifically, how to keep it clean and tidy. No shame in the game, folks. Let’s dive into my personal routine.

Preparation

First things first, I make sure my bedroom is in order. I’m not talking hospital-level sterile, but you know, a generally tidy space. It starts with the bed. I can’t stand a messy bed, so I make it every morning. It’s a simple habit but it sets the tone for the day. Then, any dirty clothes go straight into the hamper. I’m not a fan of clothes littering the floor. I use a couple of baskets to keep things organized. Just toss stuff in there, and boom, room looks neat.

I also like to have some tissues and a small trash can within reach. I’ll grab some clothes sometimes, too. I learned that they make for great, um, “cleanup cloths.”

The Act

When I’m ready to go, I make sure I’ve got some privacy. Lock the door, maybe put on some music or a video. Whatever gets you in the mood. I usually start slow, building up the pace. It’s all about enjoying the process, right? Now, the key to a clean finish is all in the wrist action, I place the clothes on my hand. When I’m close, I make sure my hand is positioned upwards, closer to the head. This way, everything lands neatly on the clothes.

Post-Pleasure Cleanup

Once I’m done, I take the clothes and just toss it in the hamper, then I’ll wash it with other clothes later. If I use tissues, they go straight into the trash can I placed earlier. If I’ve used any toys, I make sure to clean them properly. I learned it’s important for hygiene and all that, you know, minimizing bacteria and stuff. I just use some soap and water, nothing fancy. But, I will tell you from experience, cleaning them immediately is a good idea, because you don’t want to clean them when they’re dry. It’s a pain in the ass.

And that’s pretty much it. It’s a simple routine, but it keeps things clean and stress-free. Masturbation should be enjoyable, not a messy chore. So, take a few extra minutes to prepare and clean up, and you’ll have a much better time. Trust me on this one.