Well, howdy there, y’all! Today, we’re gonna talk about somethin’ called “deep cameltoe”. Now, I ain’t no fancy city slicker, so I’m gonna tell ya ’bout it in plain ol’ English, the way I see it.
First off, what in tarnation is a cameltoe anyway? It’s when a gal’s pants or shorts, ya know, the kind that fit real tight, they kinda… well, they kinda show off her lady parts a bit too much. It looks like, well, like a camel’s toe, I guess. That’s what they say, anyhow. I ain’t never seen no camel’s toe myself, livin’ out here in the sticks and all. But I reckon you get the picture.
Now, this “deep” cameltoe, that’s when it’s… extra noticeable, ya know? Like, really showin’. Some folks, they seem to like lookin’ at that sorta thing. Why, I can’t rightly say. Seems a bit odd to me, but to each their own, I guess. You got all kinds of folks in this world, that’s for sure.
I’ve seen some pictures of it, you know, on that there internet thingamajig my grandson showed me. Lordy, the things they got on there! Some of them gals, they’re wearin’ these tight, stretchy pants, like the ones they wear for exercisin’. And, well, you can see just about everything. They call it “sporty” sometimes, I think. Like, when they’re bendin’ and stretchin’ and whatnot. Makes a body wonder if they know what’s showin’, or if they just don’t care. Maybe they like it, who knows?
Then there’s these other pictures, where the gals are wearin’ these shiny, tight outfits. Like somethin’ a dancer might wear, or maybe a superhero in a movie. They call it “lycra” or somethin’. And, well, it’s even more…revealin’. They use words like “fetish” and “perfection”, but I ain’t got no clue what that means. Sounds like city folks talk to me.
- Lots of videos out there, too, apparently. My grandson says they call it “porn.” He told me not to watch it, said it wasn’t for old folks like me. But I saw a little bit, just outta curiosity, ya know? And, well, it’s pretty much what I just described, but movin’. Lots of bendin’ and stretchin’, and… well, you get the idea.
- They got different kinds, too. Some with younger gals, they call ’em “teens”. Some with regular folks, “amateurs”, I think they said. And some that’s real high quality, “HD” they call it. It’s all a bit much for an old lady like me, to be honest.
- And they use all sorts of words to describe it, too. “Huge”, “perfect”, “pussy come through”. Land sakes, the things they come up with! It’s a whole different language, I tell ya. But it all boils down to the same thing: showin’ off more than a lady oughta, if you ask me.
Now, I ain’t judgin’, mind you. People can do what they want, long as they ain’t hurtin’ nobody. But I just don’t understand it, I guess. Back in my day, ladies kept themselves covered up. We wore dresses and skirts, not these tight pants that show off everything. Times have changed, I reckon. And maybe that’s alright. But I still think a little modesty goes a long way.
So, that’s the lowdown on “deep cameltoe,” as best as I can explain it. It’s just a fancy way of sayin’ a gal’s pants are a bit too tight, and she’s showin’ off more than she probably intended. Or maybe she did intend it, like I said, I ain’t no mind reader. But there it is, plain and simple. Hope that clears things up for ya.
And remember, y’all, beauty is more than skin deep. It’s about bein’ kind and good, not about how tight your pants are. That’s what my mama always told me, and it’s somethin’ I still believe to this day. You hear?
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