How to Stop Squirting, you know, that thing?
Alright, so you wanna know about this squirting stuff, huh? Folks talk about it all the time, like it’s some big secret. I tell ya, it ain’t no big mystery. But if you’re squirting and you don’t want to, or you’re worried about it, let’s figure it out.
First off, what is this squirting anyway? Some folks say it’s pee, some say it ain’t. Doctors, they say it’s somethin’ different, comes from a little spot up there, near the pee place, but not quite the same. It’s like… extra water, I guess you could say. Happens when you get real excited, you know? Like when you laugh so hard, tears come out, but down there instead.
Now, why would you wanna stop it? Maybe it’s messy, makes you uncomfortable. Maybe you just don’t like it, plain and simple. That’s okay! Everybody’s different. You don’t gotta do nothin’ you don’t wanna do.
So, how do you stop it if you don’t want it? Well, first thing’s first, you gotta know your body. Pay attention to what’s happening down there. What gets you goin’? What makes that squirtin’ happen?
- Maybe it’s certain, you know, positions. You change those positions up, maybe it stops.
- Maybe it’s when things get real… intense. You slow things down, take it easy, maybe it don’t happen so much.
- Maybe you need to go to the bathroom beforehand, empty things out. That might help, might not. Worth a try, ain’t it?
Some folks say you can do exercises, like you do after you have a baby, to make things stronger down there. Kegel exercises, they call ‘em. You squeeze and release, squeeze and release. Like you’re tryin’ to stop yourself from peein’ midstream. Maybe that helps control things a bit, maybe it don’t. Worth a try, I reckon.
And talkin’ about it, that’s important too. If you’re with someone, you gotta tell ‘em what’s up. You gotta say, “Hey, I don’t like this squirting thing, let’s not do that.” Or, “Let’s be careful, let’s take it slow.” If they care about you, they’ll listen. If they don’t, well, maybe they ain’t worth your time, you hear? It’s your body, you get to say what happens to it.
Now, some folks, they try to make you squirt, like it’s some kind of trick, some kind of prize. Don’t listen to that nonsense. You ain’t a circus pony, you ain’t gotta perform for nobody. You do what feels right for you, and if that means no squirting, then no squirting it is. You tell ‘em, “No squirtin’ today, thank you very much!”
And don’t go feelin’ bad if you squirt, or if you don’t squirt. It ain’t nothin’ to be ashamed of, either way. It’s just somethin’ your body does, or don’t do. Like some folks got curly hair, some got straight. Some folks sneeze a lot, some don’t. It’s just the way it is. You’re normal, see?
And listen, if you’re really worried, if somethin’ feels wrong, go see a doctor. They know all about these things, they can tell you if somethin’s amiss, or if it’s just normal body stuff. Don’t be embarrassed, doctors seen it all before, trust me. They ain’t gonna judge. They can give you real medical advice, not just old wives’ tales like me.
So, there you have it. Pay attention to your body, talk to your partner, do some exercises if you want, and don’t let nobody pressure you into nothin’. And if you’re still worried talk to a doctor . That’s all there is to it. It ain’t rocket science, you know? Just common sense. And remember, your body, your rules. You do what makes you happy and comfortable, and don’t worry about the rest.
Now, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about squirting’s made me hungry! You take care now, you hear?
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