Alright, alright, let’s talk about this thing, you know, can you have anal without lube? Folks been askin’, and I’m gonna tell ya straight, like it is. No fancy words, just plain talk.
Now, down there, it ain’t like… you know… a lady’s front part. That front part, it gets… well, it gets wet on its own, see? But the back part, that ain’t the same. It’s dry, real dry, like a dusty road in the summer. So, if you’re thinkin’ about doin’ things back there, you gotta, gotta, gotta use somethin’ slick. You hear me? Gotta use somethin’ slick!
Think of it like this: you got a rusty old door hinge. You try to force it open without oilin’ it up, what happens? It creaks, it groans, and maybe it even breaks! Same thing down there, you understand? You go pokin’ around without somethin’ to make it slippery, and you’re just askin’ for trouble. Tears and pain, that’s what you’ll get. Nobody wants that.
- It’ll hurt, bad.
- You could get yourself all ripped up inside.
- It just ain’t no fun if it ain’t slippery.
So, what kinda slick stuff you gonna use? Well, there’s all sorts of things you can buy at the store. Bottles of it, tubes of it, all kinds of fancy names and smells. But the main thing is, it’s gotta be slippery. Some folks like the water-based stuff, some like the oil-based stuff. Me? I say, whatever works for you, just use somethin’! Don’t be cheap about it neither, use plenty! The more the better, I say. You don’t want things to be stickin’ and grindin’ now, do ya?
And listen here, don’t you go thinkin’ you can just spit on it and call it good. Spit ain’t gonna cut it, not for long anyway. It dries up too fast, and then you’re right back where you started, with things rubbin’ and tearin’. You need somethin’ that’s gonna last, somethin’ that’s gonna keep things movin’ smooth and easy. Smooth and easy is the way to go.
Now, some folks might be shy about buyin’ this slick stuff at the store. They might feel embarrassed, like they’re doin’ somethin’ wrong. But I say, there ain’t nothin’ to be ashamed of! Everybody’s got a body, and everybody’s got a right to do what they want with it, long as they ain’t hurtin’ nobody else. And takin’ care of your body, makin’ sure things are safe and comfortable, that ain’t nothin’ to be ashamed of neither. So go on, buy that lube, and don’t you worry what nobody else thinks.
And if you’re still not sure, talk to somebody. Talk to your partner, talk to a friend, talk to a doctor. Don’t be afraid to ask questions. There ain’t no dumb questions when it comes to takin’ care of yourself. Remember, safety and comfort come first always should. And if you want things to go smooth back there, lube is the way to go. Plain and simple.
So, to answer that question, can you have anal without lube? Well, technically, I guess you could. But why on earth would you want to? It’d be like tryin’ to plow a field with a dull blade, all rough and bumpy and just plain miserable. It’s gonna be a painful, uncomfortable experience, and you might do some damage. So don’t be a fool, use some lube! Make things easy on yourself. That’s what I tell everyone. Make it easy, make it comfortable, and make it fun! And that’s all I gotta say about that.
So remember, no matter what you do, keep it safe, keep it clean and for goodness sake, keep it slippery! You’ll thank me later.
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