Alright, alright, let’s gab about these camel toe shoes, eh? I ain’t no fancy fashionista, just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two. And lemme tell ya, these...

Alright, let’s talk about this glycolic acid and salicylic acid stuff, you know, for your face. I heard some folks sayin’ you can use ’em together, some sayin’ you can’t....

Alright, let’s talk about this “ayur-veeda” thing for winter, ya know, the cold time. I ain’t no fancy doctor or nothin’, but I know a thing or two about stayin’...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… hair cream stuff, yeah, the one with aloe vera. You know, that plant that looks like a spiky green tongue? My neighbor, bless her...

Well, hello there! Let me tell ya, getting a flat belly, or what them youngsters call a “flat belly pack,” ain’t no walk in the park. It’s like trying to...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this “diaper poop sex” thing. I ain’t no fancy doctor or nothin’, but I’ve seen a thing or two in my life, and I...

Well now, let’s talk about this here treadmill outdoor thing. What is it anyway? Sounds fancy, but I reckon it just means walkin’ or runnin’, but with a machine, right?...

Well, let me tell ya, electrolysis, it ain’t all sunshine and roses like them fancy magazines make it out to be. They say it gets rid of that pesky hair...

Alright, let’s talk about oiling that thin hair of yours. You know, the kind that looks like a sad little dandelion puff? Yeah, I’ve seen plenty of that. Now, some...

Well, let me tell ya, this whole “will a std stop your period” thing is a bit of a mess, you know? Lots of things can mess with a woman’s...