Well, let me tell you, honey, figuring out if a man is already hitched ain’t as easy as spotting a rooster in a henhouse. But there’s signs, oh yes, there...

This here pregnancy, it sure does a number on a body. My hair, oh honey, it used to be so shiny, like a crow’s wing. Now? Now it’s drier than...

You know, this here celery and parsley juice, it’s been the talk of the town lately. Everyone’s going on about these celery and parsley juice benefits. I thought, what the...

This here dillo face pack, it’s somethin’ else, I tell ya! My face, it used to be drier than a bone in the desert. All cracked and rough, like an...

Oh, boy, you ask me how long those little pepitas can last? Well, I gotta tell ya, it ain’t a simple thing to answer. It’s like askin’ how long a...

You see, I got this thing on my foot, right? A plantar wart, they call it. It hurts like the dickens, especially when I’m walking around. I heard from someone...

Oh, these young’uns and their fancy stuff! Coloured false lashes, they call it. Back in my day, we didn’t have none of that. Just plain old lashes, black as coal....

Well, let me tell you, these mushrooms, they ain’t just for eatin’ anymore! I heard folks talkin’ ’bout how good they are for your skin, and you know what? They...

This sweet potato broccoli salad, I tell you, it’s somethin’ else. My old man, he don’t usually like nothin’ green, but he ate two bowls of this! It’s got them...

You know that corn flakes? That Kellogg’s? My grandbaby, he eats it all the time. Says it’s good for him. I don’t know about all that, but he likes it,...