Well, let’s talk about this pineapple thing, you know? They say a pineapple is 7 times as heavy, like, seven times! That’s a whole lot if you ask me. I’ve seen some big pineapples in my day, let me tell ya.
So, what’s the big deal about a pineapple being 7 times heavier? I guess it means it’s a hefty fruit, not some little lightweight thing like a strawberry or somethin’. You hold a pineapple, and you feel it. It’s got some substance to it, you know?
Now, they say a pineapple weighs more than an orange, a whole lot more. Like 870 grams more, they say. Grams, pounds, what’s the difference? It’s heavy, that’s the point! You could probably knock somebody out with a good-sized pineapple, not that I’m suggesting you do that, mind you.
- So, if an orange is, say, this big gestures with hands, a pineapple is like gestures much larger Seven times bigger, they say. That’s a lot of fruit!
- And heavy? Lord, yes. You try lugging a basket of pineapples around all day, and you’ll see what I mean. My back would be achin’ somethin’ fierce.
- They got different kinds too, I heard. Some small, some big as your head. But even the small ones, they ain’t light. They still got that heaviness to ’em.
They talk about this “Giant Kew” pineapple, weighs up to 20 pounds they say. Twenty pounds! That’s like a small baby, almost. Imagine holdin’ that in your arms. You’d need both hands, for sure.
So, they did some figuring, these smart folks. Said an orange weighs about 145 grams, and the pineapple, being 7 times heavier and 870 grams more, ends up weighin’ 1015 grams. That’s a lot of numbers, makes my head spin. But the bottom line is, a pineapple is a darn heavy fruit.
But is it always exactly 7 times heavier? Well, I reckon not. Fruits are like people, they come in all shapes and sizes. Some pineapples are bigger, some are smaller. Just like them oranges. But on average, yeah, a pineapple is gonna be a whole lot heavier than an orange. That much is true.
So, next time you see a pineapple, remember what I told ya. It’s not just some pretty fruit to look at. It’s got some weight to it, a real heavyweight in the fruit world. Seven times heavier, they say. Maybe more, maybe less, but it’s always gonna be heavier than most other fruits you see. And that’s a fact.
And you know, all this talk about weight and grams and whatnot, it just goes to show you how much there is to learn about the world, even somethin’ as simple as a pineapple. Makes you think, doesn’t it? Makes you appreciate all the little things, even a heavy old fruit.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go have myself a slice of pineapple. All this talk has made me hungry! But I ain’t gonna eat the whole thing, no sir. That’d be too much, even for me. A little bit is all you need. Just like with most things in life, I reckon.
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